Slacksquatch

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

Skanksquatch

A really tall, big, hairy skank. The hairiest skank of all.

I stopped by the crack house the other day when I saw a skanksquatch brushing her chest hair and hitting the pipe.

by katejjjjjjj January 29, 2008

Blacksquatch

An african american sasquatch, also a complement for an expression.

A blacksquatch attacked my house the other day...
Whoa! Blacksquatch!

by Diggs December 4, 2003

Skanksquatch

A stinky, hairy hippie skank. Typicall found in the North East from Upsate New York through the Blueberry Barrens of Maine and the entire Pacific Noth West. This in an elusive creature, but can be lured into action by patchouli oil & Greatful Dead music.

Look at that Skanksquatch, spinning around by the VW bus

by HarkMart May 5, 2009

blacksquatch

A star on the TV show Tornado TV

Blacksquatch was very funny in that Tornado TV sketck.

by TJ Hollensauce January 7, 2005

Sacksquatch

It means the same as “Flounder Pubes,” but it’s much more refined.

Damn..that dudes got a Sacksquatch!!

by MattOnline February 22, 2008

Sacsquatch

A large, very hairy and very smelly scrotum.

On her search for wood, Patty came upon the giant Sacsquatch.

by BobbySouth December 13, 2014