slaggard 

Name given to anybody who regularly acts, or is acting like a complete tool. Generally, a slaggard will have a brain that is smaller than that of an emu.

That guy driving that jet-ski is a complete slaggard

slaggard by maz1 April 2, 2009

slaggard 

slaggard, meaning lazy

dave: god that guy at the service station is a bloody slaggard, he opened the cash register and told me to just chuck the money in there

slaggard by .cookie. June 23, 2007

sluggard 

A lazy, sluggish person.

How long will you lie there, you sluggard? When will you get up from your sleep?

-Proverbs 6:9

sluggard by notasluggard September 18, 2012

Snaggard 

Someone who habitually steals (or snags) items from other people.

That bastard stole my cell phone AGAIN! What a snaggard!

Snaggard by The Best Definer Ever? September 20, 2010

swaggard 

Someone who walks in an extremely confident, arrogant or aggresive way

That guy is a total swaggard

swaggard by Orch October 24, 2013

Shaggard 

A compound word derived from Shagged and Haggard. Often used in reference to how one might feel waking up with a hangover after a one night stand. Term to describe the abuse done to your liver and genitals during uncontrolled drinking and meaningless sex.

"Damn, I feel shaggard this morning." "Dude, you look totally shaggard!"

Shaggard by Joe G of Denver April 15, 2008

The number one sluggard 

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.

Sussy is the number one sluggard

The number one sluggard by Coleolikesmen October 19, 2022