a person who has no idea what the current slang is, not due to age, but because they do not watch tv.
by shimmyvee January 31, 2009
Get the slangtarded mug.The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
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1: One who contributes to the urban dictionary but lacks the attention to detail and/or literary skills to use proper spelling, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.
2: One who contributes to the slang dictionary in order to demonstrate what they feel is their own genius or superior intelligence. Such as one who uses "ME" to define the word mensan, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.
2: One who contributes to the slang dictionary in order to demonstrate what they feel is their own genius or superior intelligence. Such as one who uses "ME" to define the word mensan, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.
1. The slangtard could not even spell "one" without leaving out a letter. He thought hipocrite was actually a word.
2. The slangtard attempts to use his entries to tell us he is a genious. He defined mensan as "me".
2. The slangtard attempts to use his entries to tell us he is a genious. He defined mensan as "me".
by Big D-41 November 1, 2006
Get the slangtard mug.It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.
by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014
Get the Spanktarded mug.Someone who has too much swag, pride, and/or arrogance. This person's swag is usually unearned and extremely annoying.
Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.
Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.
Billy just told me I have bad style and spit on my shoes. He always talks down to me. Damn, he's swagtarded!
by chillhardallday455 January 7, 2010
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