slangtarded
a person who has no idea what the current slang is, not due to age, but because they do not watch tv.
slangtarded by shimmyvee January 31, 2009
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Slamtarded
The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
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slangtard
1: One who contributes to the urban dictionary but lacks the attention to detail and/or literary skills to use proper spelling, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.
2: One who contributes to the slang dictionary in order to demonstrate what they feel is their own genius or superior intelligence. Such as one who uses "ME" to define the word mensan, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.
2: One who contributes to the slang dictionary in order to demonstrate what they feel is their own genius or superior intelligence. Such as one who uses "ME" to define the word mensan, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.
Spanktarded
It is the feeling of pure retardation after a long series of BDSM Spanking. You are unable to speak, communicate or operate your body. You are in a euphoria state or subspace from spanking.
Spanktarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 24, 2014
Swagtarded
Someone who has too much swag, pride, and/or arrogance. This person's swag is usually unearned and extremely annoying.
Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.
Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.
Billy just told me I have bad style and spit on my shoes. He always talks down to me. Damn, he's swagtarded!
Swagtarded by chillhardallday455 January 7, 2010
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008