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Slackisum

A religion based arround the ancient art of slacking
i can't work i'm a slacdkist
by Snake May 13, 2005
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Snackism

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1. The theory or religious standing (in some countries there are extremist cults whom teach this doctrine) which states that all problems in life may be solved with the consumption of snacks.

2. The process or state of snacking or of partaking in the consumption of snacks. Most commonly, an obsession thereof.

3. It is important to note that the movement first gained most of its momentum when the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.) created its most famous brand of tortilla chips, Dorito's in 1964.

See also -ity, -ation
"Religious preference?", asked the Corrections Officer.

"Snackism", replied the rather stout inmate who had a large smile on his face. The Officer looked up and could tell immediately this inmate was going to be transferred to another facility, one which would be more "Snackist" friendly. The inmates there would be allowed to consume as many individually wrapped, cream filled, and sugar coated sweets they pleased.

"We've got another one!" The Officer said angrily to another Officer as they loaded up a bus of other fellow "Snackists" to be transported to the other facility.
by Ohjollyme January 18, 2011
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slackism

1). the belief that slacking is the only way to go
Daryle: "so you religious?"
Ken: "yup, i'm a slackist"
Darlye: "huh?"
Ken: i believe in slackism."
Daryle: " oh, one of them kind, i want to be a slackist."
by J Do March 29, 2008
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slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.
I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.
by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006
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slackish

I am feeling very slackish today
by Hamster9 October 17, 2013
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slackist

one who follows the religion of slackisum
I will never work i'm a slackist
by Darken May 24, 2005
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slackidemic

An epidemic of slacking. Used to describe slacking on a large and often disastrous scale.
Despite the urgency of escalating health care costs, there seems to be a slackidemic among those in power preventing any meaningful action from being taken.
by Ifni August 31, 2006
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