slackism 

1). the belief that slacking is the only way to go

Daryle: "so you religious?"
Ken: "yup, i'm a slackist"
Darlye: "huh?"
Ken: i believe in slackism."
Daryle: " oh, one of them kind, i want to be a slackist."

slackism by J Do March 29, 2008

Snackism

-n

1. The theory or religious standing (in some countries there are extremist cults whom teach this doctrine) which states that all problems in life may be solved with the consumption of snacks.

2. The process or state of snacking or of partaking in the consumption of snacks. Most commonly, an obsession thereof.

3. It is important to note that the movement first gained most of its momentum when the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.) created its most famous brand of tortilla chips, Dorito's in 1964.

See also -ity, -ation

"Religious preference?", asked the Corrections Officer.

"Snackism", replied the rather stout inmate who had a large smile on his face. The Officer looked up and could tell immediately this inmate was going to be transferred to another facility, one which would be more "Snackist" friendly. The inmates there would be allowed to consume as many individually wrapped, cream filled, and sugar coated sweets they pleased.

"We've got another one!" The Officer said angrily to another Officer as they loaded up a bus of other fellow "Snackists" to be transported to the other facility.

Snackism by Ohjollyme January 18, 2011

slackish 

A feeling in which you feel like slacking off

I am feeling very slackish today

slackish by Hamster9 October 17, 2013

slackist 

one who follows the religion of slackisum

I will never work i'm a slackist

slackist by Darken May 24, 2005

Slackisum 

A religion based arround the ancient art of slacking

i can't work i'm a slacdkist

Slackisum by Snake May 13, 2005

sackism 

The word "sack" refers to one's ball sack.

Sackism is an act of sackish nature - the art of being a sack.

The word "sackism" must be reserved for the most severe instances of idiocy and foolishness only.

Leroy: Look at that car over there! Those boys have got neons on their roof!

Pete: Nah man, that's a police car you bellend!

Leroy: Oh...

Pete: Sackism.

sackism by Aled S March 31, 2008

slackist 

one who follows the religion of slackisum

I can't work i'm a slackist

slackist by Snake March 20, 2005