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Slack Wax 

The liquid substance produced after intercourse with the male by himself
I was lonely last night and got Slack Wax everywhere
Slack Wax by Zach Wagner January 19, 2009
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sack wax 

Clammy, moist skin that accumulates under your fingernails when one vigorously scratches his balls.
Johnny left the basketball court and desperately raced to the locker-room for a private moment to scratch his itchy, sweaty balls, thus collecting “sack wax” under his fingernails. “Sack wax” can be removed by using a nail file, toothpick or your buddies bath towel like Johnny did.
sack wax by kenp March 6, 2008

Snack'n Wax 

Wax which is retrieved from your dogs ear with your finger and then offered to him/her as a treat.
My dog, Codie Blue, loves snack'n wax as a treat
Snack'n Wax by BubberM June 21, 2011

up-sack-crack-wax 

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.
Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.
up-sack-crack-wax by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006

Ball Sack Ear Wax 

A situation where a man don’t shower for a long time and be havin’ mold shit buildin’ up under they Ball Sack that feel like Ear Wax.
I haven’t groomed my junk in so long it’s growin’ Ball Sack Ear Wax.

wax the smack 

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
wax the smack by Quitopher June 5, 2017

Waxed Sack 

Rachel loves my waxed sack.

I keep a waxed sack.

My waxed sack makes sucking my balls more pleasurable for us both.

I don’t get chaffed anymore with a waxed sack.
Waxed Sack by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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