Skwakward

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Me: I like this guy named josh he works with me
Bff: does he like you too?
Me: I think so, I mean he said I love you
Bff: awww he’s kinda awkward but also sweet!

Me: yea he’s skwakward!!! <3

Skwakward by HeWentToGetTheMilk>:D September 4, 2022

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Stawkward

(adj.) The phenomenon that occurs whilst scrolling through a persons social media feed, for example Facebook, Twitter, but most commonly Instagram, and you accidentally like or favourite a status or picture that the above person posted a considerable period of time ago.

Man #1: "Dude, I was scrolling through Bridget's Instagram last night and liked her photo from a year ago, and now she refuses to follow me."

Man #2: "Well that's Stawkward!"

Stawkward: Comes from the verb Stalking, which means to pursue or approach stealthily, and also the adjective Awkward, which means causing or feeling uneasy embarrassment or inconvenience.

Stawkward by Gazzardo March 3, 2015

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shawkward

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously

I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.

shawkward by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009

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Stawkward

Stawkward - adj. - the awkward moment when you confront someone about stalking you.

"ARE YOU STALKING ME?!"
"Well... this is stawkward."

Stawkward by TheZachalope April 22, 2011

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sowkward

sowkward can either be socially awkward or just so (damn) awkward ;)

he is the most sowkward (socially-awkward) person I know!
It was sowkward (so awkward) to run into her this morning!

sowkward by rhandomea June 2, 2016

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Skankward

Malicious skanks that infiltrate a small social network in hopes of scoring with the majority for bragging rights; they provide no insightful conversation, rather their strategy is to make you talk at them. Social interaction with these skanks is very awkward if intentions are not sexual thus the term skankward.

P.S.: Beware of these skanks they are known to be class five clingers.

Kayla and Susan are Skankward(s)

Skankward by Freddie the Mustache May 21, 2011

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Swawkward

Super awkward. So awkward. Incredibly embarrassing or uncomfortable. Strangely creepy.

It was swawkward when my dad started dating my best friend. Especially because he's a guy.

Swawkward by Swawkward Guy May 28, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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