snurglar

one who likes to indulge his or her perversion for sniffing ladies bike saddles for pleasure.
see also snurgle, snufty, quumf, moomph, snudger, schniffle-piffler

by mista fuse August 29, 2003

snurglar

A teenager who gets up in the middle of the night to stealthily eat all the "comfort food" and deserts in the fridge down to the last small bites.

The snurglar ate all but one bite of the pumpkin pie and all the remaining ice cream

by DBLambert January 6, 2016

snarglar

When a snargle becomes normal for any woman.

You got a snargle from that snarglar too?

by cman86 May 22, 2007

Spurglar

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

by Jay Fro August 26, 2013

Snurglary

The act of getting up in the middle of the night and sneaking into the kitchen to raid the dessert and comfort foods, eating them down to the last few bites, before any else has a chance to have some.

We, and all of our friends, are experiencing an epidemic of snurglary in our houses. This morning, the dozen box of doughnuts I brought home last night was lying empty on the floor when my wife and I came downstairs.

by DBLambert January 9, 2016

Spurglar

A woman who steals sperm to "accidentally" fall pregnant. Sperm bandit.

Terry: How did Johno pull that smoking hot bird?

Justin: Mate she is getting on with age I suspect she is a spurglar.

by judmeister August 31, 2013

snurgary

A place of solitude where a gent my enjoy the scent of his soiled lingerie collection (some may be stolen)

Erm, I can,t make this evening, I have an appointment at the snurgary

by bathgirl July 27, 2010