Skorpian

Annoying tools in the game, World of Warcraft, that make a big deal about everything and are sore losers. They excist on every server whether their name is really Skorpian or not.

Player: Hey good duel man.
Skorpian: NO U FAIL I WANT REMATCH

by ShawtyJeniour January 9, 2011

Ultimate Skorpian Nipple Twist

A tradition to see whether you were a pussy or a real man. The performer gets his hand into the spider bite position and with precision go straight to the middle of the victim's nipple. The performer pinches as hard he or she can and twists the skin around until the victim drops to the ground. The performer then adds in some of the nails to dig in even further to the victim's nipple (There is a chance that the victim's nipple tip can rip off if done incorrectly). Twist the nipple until the victim blacks out. If the man or woman is still standing he can join the tribe.

"Yo I'm grounded for a week man...."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 6, 2018

(Sexy) Skorpion

You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.

Woman 1: Oh baby, take me from behind, I beg you!

Man: Okay

Woman 2: Sounds good, I'll just make out with woman 1, Spiderman style! Thwbbt

Man: Good thing I have this inhumanly long torso, because now i can pleasure woman 2 like a sexy scorpion, by performing the (sexy) Skorpion

by Earl of Clevwick December 7, 2009

Skorian regime

Political system in which terror and autoritarism are key

Jeff! Don't go there, it is a skorian regime!

by Dr. Squad Politics October 5, 2017

(Sexy) Skorpion

A twist on an old favourite: The man begins by lying on his back with a woman lying on her back with their heads together and feet pointing in opposite directions. The man then flips his legs behind his head imitating the action of a striking scorpion. The woman then proceeds to catch his manhood in her mouth where the dance of love then continues.

Woman: I hunger for your manhood.

Man: Let's do a twist on an old favourite.

Woman: Surely you don't mean...

Man: Yes. ((Sexy) Skorpion)

by rickard's bed December 7, 2009

skorpion g

A cancer tank that should be removed from World of Tanks. You can't even scout properly without getting slapped in the face with an ammo rack. Mostly used by 12 year olds who sleep with their mommy's credit card. Was added back in mid-2016 by greedy Wargaming who wanted more profit

"Let's push up that flank, there is only one tank left"
"It's a full-hp skorpion g, we better wait"

by user_83029404 January 6, 2021

hovaring scorpian

The legendary hovaring scorpian was created in the Natural Selection forums.

Natural Selection needs a new alien, like a Scorpian that hovars without flapping.

by scootttttt June 4, 2005