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scorpian 

The most lethal and devestating choke hold in the history of man kind.
I almost killed a bitch when the scorpian was locked in.
scorpian by Adam bitchtitties February 19, 2008
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Scorpian 

Flat hand out, pointer finger bent inward and the thumb is moving (like the stinger of a scorpian). Three in the stink, one in the pink. Stretchin the stink, Stingin the stink.
Hey Bitch, wanna get stung by the scorpian?
Scorpian by Woogie April 25, 2006

hovaring scorpian

The legendary hovaring scorpian was created in the Natural Selection forums.
Natural Selection needs a new alien, like a Scorpian that hovars without flapping.

White Scorpian Seed 

A drug commonly found in Western Columbia, found on the white sand beaches near scorpian dens. Made when a male accidentally fertilizes a white barked Willow tree acorn. Commonly smuggled to Texas by Columbian coffee importers. The drug is five times as potent as one shot of a Green Dragon. As they say , "It will keep you trippin' fo' weeeeeks!"
Dude, I just got off the longest white scorpian seed trip!
White Scorpian Seed by Anonymuos January 16, 2008

Scorpion Lips 

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011

Covered with Scorpions 

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O
Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010
A character from She-Ra that deserves the world
Person 1: Have you seen She-Ra?
Person 2: Yeah Scorpia deserves all of the hugs
Person 1: Wtf this is 80s She-Ra
Scorpia by EnricoPucci06 May 22, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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