skorping

When a man openly cries after sex with a woman, because he is secretly gay.

I don't know Kelly, after he finished, he just started skorping. Maybe he is gay?

by Jason Puppykiller July 20, 2008

Skooping

The process of which one skypes while pooping.

Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.

by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011

Snorpington

The fictional town where you go to get away when you're friends mock you or you become the butt of a joke.

"Geoff you're such a tard!"

"Shut up! Im going to Snorpington"

by Trapped Wind January 9, 2009

skomping

The act of crushing up pills (adderall, ritalin, hydrocodeine, etc.) and putting them in your nose. It is usually most enjoyed when listening to fast-paced rap or hip-hop music. Skomp is the collective term used for pills of any consistency, whether they are hard or crushed up.

Let's go do some skomping and listen to some Weezy, the true king of the south.

by the skomp king January 8, 2008

Skooping

Skyping while pooping. Usually an activity reserved for those with a close personal bond.

Infinitive: to Skoop
Past tense: Skooped

Spanish infinitive: Skoopir

Austin and I were Skooping the other day. Now we're best friends.

by othafa7 October 22, 2011

Skopping

A mix between skipping and hopping that baby calves do as they frolick around.

Look at those cute little calves skopping around!

by SuperCrafter August 17, 2011

Skurping

Skurping is when someone eats beans, slurping them up. If you Skurp up beans you are a Skurper, it can only be used when one is consuming beans.

"mmmm beans"

"sluuuuu u u uuu u u u uuuu uu uuurp"

"Why are u SKURPING beans

by Zerithius March 29, 2020