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Scorpian 

Flat hand out, pointer finger bent inward and the thumb is moving (like the stinger of a scorpian). Three in the stink, one in the pink. Stretchin the stink, Stingin the stink.
Hey Bitch, wanna get stung by the scorpian?
Scorpian by Woogie April 25, 2006

hovaring scorpian

The legendary hovaring scorpian was created in the Natural Selection forums.
Natural Selection needs a new alien, like a Scorpian that hovars without flapping.

White Scorpian Seed 

A drug commonly found in Western Columbia, found on the white sand beaches near scorpian dens. Made when a male accidentally fertilizes a white barked Willow tree acorn. Commonly smuggled to Texas by Columbian coffee importers. The drug is five times as potent as one shot of a Green Dragon. As they say , "It will keep you trippin' fo' weeeeeks!"
Dude, I just got off the longest white scorpian seed trip!
White Scorpian Seed by Anonymuos January 16, 2008

Scorpion Lips 

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011

Covered with Scorpions 

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O
Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010
Person 1: Have you seen She-Ra?
Person 2: Yeah Scorpia deserves all of the hugs
Person 1: Wtf this is 80s She-Ra
Scorpia by EnricoPucci06 May 22, 2020