Sklaritis 

A terrible disease that includes the worst sore throat you'll ever have, and rashes. It may be mono or strep, we weren't sure. Version 1.0 Comes with the flu symptoms for a day, then the most unbearable sore throat of your life with constant fever. Version 2 isn't as bad, but more of a nasty head-cold. There are more versions to come.

Poor Shannon got Sklaritis 2.0

Sklaritis by Sklaritis February 25, 2011

Sklaritis 

A disease caused when not having eaten the cookies called chocobillies for an extended period of time. Basically, its getting over the addiction of the cookies. It comes in multiple stages, and its quite terrible at times, just like stopping any other addiction. Includes Depression

"With the lack of chocobillies, our lunch table broke out with a terrible disease of Sklaritis, going through all the stages."

Sklaritis by DampitGuy March 3, 2011

sagaritis

A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.

oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis

sagaritis by the smart person. March 26, 2009

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) 

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012

Squaritis 

When a person has multiple square features.

She has squaritis.
She has a bad case of squaritis.

Squaritis by itis1519 March 2, 2018

Slapitis 

The act of an uncontrollable need to slap the person nearest you, resulting in an unfortunate muscle spasm which may inflict serious pain to those nearby. The tendency for this to occur often increases upon another individuals uncontrollable jellyfishitis.

Patricia was walking down the hall when suddenly Nik had a slapitis attack, resulting in Patricia's trip to the hospital where here jellyfishitis was cured.

Slapitis by Slapitman February 25, 2011

Socaritis 

The feeling of excitement or enjoyment when inside of a fete and hearing your favourite soca song.

Weeeey boy, this DJ playing real sweet, I feel like I have socaritis!

Socaritis by DJ Sizzla May 27, 2016