sagaritis

A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.

oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis

sagaritis by the smart person. March 26, 2009

sagaritis

a condition in which a male is afflicted with a small/inverted penis

I was born with sagaritis

sagaritis by southie84 August 18, 2016

sandritis 

Sandra but Spanish, could also be a disease but no one really knows

Davidlo and sandritis are an iconic duo

Also

I’ve got a bad case of sandritis me you might want to stay away

sandritis by BAZIL brush November 29, 2020

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) 

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012

savoritism 

When a food has savoritism, it is fucking amazing. It is incredibly delicious. Its taste and quality are unbounded.

@Doritos Are you guys planing on to make a new flavor maybe BBQ that would be a good flavor as it has great taste and savoritism.

savoritism by speedycube64 September 18, 2019

Safariist

A person either prone to our fully comitted to being on safari, whether consciously or not.

See also cultural safari.

Timmy von Douche, ever the dedicated Safariist, booked a yearly trip to various South Asian shitholes, just to soak up the local, off-the-beaten path flavor, and marvel at the quaint and exotic squalidness.

Safariist by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009

Squaritis 

When a person has multiple square features.

She has squaritis.
She has a bad case of squaritis.

Squaritis by itis1519 March 2, 2018