Socaritis 

The feeling of excitement or enjoyment when inside of a fete and hearing your favourite soca song.

Weeeey boy, this DJ playing real sweet, I feel like I have socaritis!

Socaritis by DJ Sizzla May 27, 2016

scartist

An individual or individuals who use their feces or scat to create artwork.

His expressionistic diarrhea paintings really show how talented of a scartist he is.

scartist by Struggling scartist May 7, 2018

Socratis 

A Greek sex god from Laura Secord.

Person 1: hey, you know Soccy?
Person 2: oh you mean that beautiful fucking sex god?
Person 1: fuck yea, I love Socratis

Socratis by thatdudewithaglassofmilk September 18, 2012

Socceritis 

The disease that makes you want to play soccer/football.

Usually acquired after a period of time of not smelling the grass on the pitch or your own soccer boots.

I caught Socceritis this weekend, so I played soccer the whole time

Socceritis by Soccer4ever December 21, 2008

scarzitis

Corzes peeple 2 tpye liek tihs an Scarz iz payshunt zeerow

i tpye liek dis cuz uv scarzitis

scarzitis by Rando.monium December 29, 2015

sagaritis

A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.

oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis

sagaritis by the smart person. March 26, 2009

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) 

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012