Slapitis

The act of an uncontrollable need to slap the person nearest you, resulting in an unfortunate muscle spasm which may inflict serious pain to those nearby. The tendency for this to occur often increases upon another individuals uncontrollable jellyfishitis.

Patricia was walking down the hall when suddenly Nik had a slapitis attack, resulting in Patricia's trip to the hospital where here jellyfishitis was cured.

by Slapitman February 25, 2011

slapitizer

when you slap someone with hand sanitizer freshly applied

I just got slapitizered with the new Bath and Body Works scent.

by mugglesRlame November 6, 2019

Slaptism

A Slaptism is when you get Jewish'd by a Shalomander

Yo you're about to get Jewish'd by that Shalomander

OH NO NOT THE SLAPTISM

by Shalomander1234 April 13, 2020