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An inexpensive plush blanket, often featuring jungle animals or cartoon characters, favored by strippers for the "floor routine" part of their act. These are often sold from vans on the side of the road or stalls in shopping malls.
The naked woman on the stage writhed to an Aerosmith song while a group of amateur gynocologists looked on, her darkly tanned skin protected from abrasion by a "My Little Pony" skanket.
skanket by Gordon Sims June 8, 2007
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A combination of a scarf and a blanket or a scarf used as a blanket.
Jill likes to use her Skanket to keep warm on the airplane.
Skanket by Turd L. Ferguson December 15, 2014
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From the phrase "Wet Blanket"

A skanket's kids would be skanklets.
Dude #1: There is one in every crowd.
Dude #2:What?
Dude #1:A wet blanket
Dude #2: Oh you mean a Skanket

Example 2:
Cynthia is such a fat fucking skanket. If she wasn't in here everything would be fine.
Skanket by Vyse6669 January 22, 2009
He is very smart and likes to be mischievous. He is the godlike person of the squad. A Sanketh loves to play games. He is more independent at stuff. However, when he gets the chance to share he will always do it. He is a great leader and is always happy to help. He is also very funny.
Sanketh was such a great leader today we won every match!
sanketh by Checkerslovekiya June 1, 2021

Skanktified 

something or someone who is, or has become, very skanky can be described this way.
John's house became Skanktified after years of wild partying.
Skanktified by Shit_4_Brains August 24, 2007

Skånetrashfiken 

A Portmanteau word of "Skånetrafiken" and "Trash". Referring to the public transport operator Skånetrafiken located in Skåne, Sweden. Used Specifically in situations where the drivers completely change routes, leave too early of skip stops where people are waiting.
"I cannot make it to today's lecture since Skånetrashfiken cancelled their trains between Malmö and Lund Again."
Skånetrashfiken by EyBro April 24, 2022

skanktity 

1. Repeated infidelity to the point that the person shows no regard for their marriage.

2. A crude slang term for the breasts of a woman without good discretion.
1. She cheated on him again? Man, she really believes in the skanktity of marriage.

2. Person A: What a skank
Person B: Yeah, but did you see her skanktitties?
skanktity by jamison313 October 4, 2006
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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