An adjective used to describe really fu*king stupid people who act as victims after causing selfinflicted damage to themselves by saying some real stupid sh1t
example:
P1: «lmfao people who wear bunads in Norway look real fu*king stupid lol»
P2: «atleast they dont have to worry about surviving the day while in school»
P1: «yo thats so disrespectful... how can you make jokes about school shootings?»
P2: «you fu*king skibblet»
A talent one posesses that is greater than one alone ability or skill. A talent so great it is indeed a mix of skills and abilities.
The skibility of jumping from one building to another to save a baby, all while using your cell phone to keep the baby's mother calm on the other end of the line.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.