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Thoughts 

Your thoughts need to be converted into a thing and mine don't.... Heh... Heheheheh...
Hym "PFFFTTT! Hahaha! That's-Heh... That IS actually pretty funny... That's a funny thought.... Or thoughts, I guess..."
Thoughts by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Thoughts 

Like them die so I don't have to? I die either way.
Hym "But I don't murder a kid either way. Let me have the credit I deserve so some single mother's kid doesn't have to die. Thoughts?"
Thoughts by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

thoughts on yaoi

Not meant literally as interest in your thoughts on yaoi! It is an expression used to indicate tl;dr ramblings on a subject the listeners aren't interested in.
-<lengthy off-topic rant>
-But what are your thoughts on yaoi?

-I was trying to get back to the subject at hand, but she kept giving me her thoughts on yaoi.
thoughts on yaoi by zuffix January 1, 2009

Thoughts and prayers 

An expression of indifference to tragedy intended to seem empathetic.

Hollow gestures trivializing loss.
"Yes, I know you want action to keep shooting sprees from happening to someone else. I'll send thoughts and prayers."

Thoughts and Prayers 

"I don't care but Im gonna act like I do so people will like me"
Oh, shit Insert Random Rapper died? I don't even know this guy but "Thoughts and Prayers" 🙏🙏🙏

Thoughts and prayers 

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
Thoughts and prayers by anonymous November 5, 2018
Word of the Day on January 24, 2022
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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