Skezzball

Crappy disappointing man whore. No Man whore or player skills. Just a disappointment

Diana knight in shinning armour turned into a real skezzball.

by Racy pissy March 8, 2022

Skeezball

1) An exceptionally filthy person, usually male.

2) Someone who is such a disgusting asshole that it makes you feel slimy just thinking about them.

1) I can smell you from here! Go shower you skeezball!

2) Richard is such a skeezball. Being around him makes me want to vomit.

by The Rouge Fox October 4, 2008

Sacramento Skeeball

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.

I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!

by Nykker2000 October 14, 2007

Scuzzball

Referring to a Disgusting, or uninviting individual.

“I would have never thought such a woman could end up being a scuzzball”

by Network Rico February 23, 2020

skeeball

(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.

(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)

Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!

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by Mark H August 30, 2006

Scuzzball

A slang term referring to a persons appearance. People who are Scuzzballs are shady, baldheaded, slim, pedophiles who try to get a younger person to believe them or go out with them.

Look at that beatneck Scuzzball over there trying to get laid, aww FAIL.

Hey look a Scuzzball is on Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator.

Scuzzballs get raped by Pedobear for trying to act like him.

by Meankookoo-again July 15, 2009

sleezball

A person who is dirty and sloppy. Usually seen in a beat up car filled with other dirtys.

Look at joe gettin out of that dirty ass car. Yeah what a sleezball

by fcnj December 26, 2006