skeeball

(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.

(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)

Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!

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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H August 30, 2006

Skeeball

nasty scumbag girl; huge slut

don't worry, there will be plenty of skeeballs at the party

by St ev e January 02, 2006

Sacramento Skeeball

Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.

I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!

by Nykker2000 September 29, 2007

Sacramento SkeeBall

You straddle your partner and jerk off. Various points are assigned for hitting locations on the other persons body (eg., 10 points for boob, 50 points for mouth, etc.)

I gave this chick a Sacramento SkeeBall and scored a 50!

by DXLA February 14, 2008

Filthy SkeeBall

Sexual act, while having sex in the missionary position. Right before ejaculation, the man pulls out, shoots his load in her belly-button, then punches her in the stomach trying to shoot the cum into her mouth or on her tits, gaining points for nipples, eyes, and mouth.

Billy was banging some chick and got 50 points when he performed a filthy skeeball.

by Whobeedoobee August 01, 2008

sacremento skeeball

The act of filling a condom with semen and leaving it in a public restroom

I found a sacremento skeeball in the McDonalds shitter

by Bunnybird the 3rd January 25, 2016

Kentucky Skeeball

When a woman takes a ping pong ball and inserts it into her vagina , then forcing it out and having her partner catch it in thier mouth

Man that bachelor party was wild! Especially when she did that Kentucky skeeball and john caught it first try!

by BigDnrgy June 12, 2022