Skewey

(S-que-EE)
Something that is askew and messy.

John's hair is skewey.
Mike's room is skewey.
Jodie's brain is skewey.

by roufas April 4, 2012

Sewey

A celebration Ronaldo does to show his sigma status.

Wow, look, Ronaldo just did the Sewey! iShowSpeed was so impressed, he made a music video about it!!!11!

by seweyronaldosussybaka June 27, 2022

skewer belly

A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.

I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly.

by WillSchuester May 26, 2017

Skewed

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

Spewey Decimal System

Based on the Dewey Decimal System, a method of organizing and cataloging pornography created by Chris Griffin

Stewie: These are impressively organized and cataloged.
Chris: People in the community like things well-labeled, so I developed the Spewey Decimal System.

by Large Magellanic Cloud December 12, 2022

skeeyeee

a lyric from “Sexyy Red” which basically means we lit.

them: “when i holler skeeyeee that mean pull up!”

you: “SKEEEYEEE!”

by durkiokailen June 12, 2023

Skewel

School. Pronounced like skewer with an L in place of R.

I start skewel on monday.

by Teilor91 November 23, 2011