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When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.
Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed
by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

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As described by Jeremy Clarkson, Someone who isn't allowed 200 meters within an elementary school.
Jeremy Clarkson: The Toyota Urban Cruiser is the stupidest car name known to man!
by Jerkyman97 April 22, 2019

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Something you say before you are about to call someone a nigga or nigger and realize there are like 5 black people in the same room you are.
You fucking ni… you fucking Nigerian Prince !
by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

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