Definitions by Jerkyman97

Urban Cruiser 

As described by Jeremy Clarkson, Someone who isn't allowed 200 meters within an elementary school.

Jeremy Clarkson: The Toyota Urban Cruiser is the stupidest car name known to man!

Urban Cruiser by Jerkyman97 April 22, 2019

Nigerian Prince 

Something you say before you are about to call someone a nigga or nigger and realize there are like 5 black people in the same room you are.

You fucking ni… you fucking Nigerian Prince !

Nigerian Prince by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

Skewed 

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

Skewed by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018