Skeces
Skeces by scroats mcgoats February 10, 2010
Words you can keep
skelesexual
person x: hey bby how about we hook up
skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual
person x: what
skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb
skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual
person x: what
skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb
skelesexual by palephalanges March 27, 2016
skeeser
typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.
"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"
"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"
"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"
skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007
secessionist
A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.
secessionist by Scotty13 August 9, 2015
skeeses
Sheces
Ashley did not know what bathroom to go in because she was a hermaphrodite. She bent over and expelled sheces right then and there in the hallway, much to the dismay of those around her.
Sheces by Big Mang Flaves October 18, 2009
secession
Southerners advocated secession from the Union.
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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