Skeces 

Skeet and feces mixed together.

I polish my coffee table with skeces.

Skeces by scroats mcgoats February 10, 2010

skelesexual 

being sexually attracted to skeletal things.

person x: hey bby how about we hook up

skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual

person x: what

skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb

skelesexual by palephalanges March 27, 2016

skeeser 

typically a female that a male searches for, when all else has failed and last call has been called.

a women that you instantly know you have to double wrap your tool.

"hey its last call, lets find a skeeser and get outta here"

"lets fuck some skeesers tonight"

"that skeeser has a tight body, but her face is fucked up, im gonna do her anyway"

"dude, im wasted, im gonna nail a skeeser"

skeeser by angry irish January 9, 2007

secessionist 

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

secessionist by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

skeeses 

a hoe; a person that wants only relations and not a relationship

Many hoes and whores can be considered skeeses

skeeses by alypd January 15, 2007

Sheces 

Shemale feces.

Ashley did not know what bathroom to go in because she was a hermaphrodite. She bent over and expelled sheces right then and there in the hallway, much to the dismay of those around her.

Sheces by Big Mang Flaves October 18, 2009

secession 

The act of removing oneself from a group, to secede.

Southerners advocated secession from the Union.

secession by Xeno July 22, 2004