smeces

A disturbing smell resulting from the horrible combination of smoke and feces.

1. "Dude, those bums on the bench reeked of smeces!" 2. The resulting odor when a smoker farts. 3. The resulting odor when someone farts among smokers.

by krazynutz July 9, 2007

smeces

a combination of the words smelly and feces

I just dropped a smeces.

by Smecal Matter January 14, 2006

secessionist

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

smeyes

A term coined by Tyra Banks; to smile with your eyes.

Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*

by rosiet December 2, 2011

Sheces

Shemale feces.

Ashley did not know what bathroom to go in because she was a hermaphrodite. She bent over and expelled sheces right then and there in the hallway, much to the dismay of those around her.

by Big Mang Flaves October 18, 2009

smeyesing

to smile using your eyes

I just saw a picture of my friend smiling with her eyes on facebook, she is smeyesing!

by misterintredasting November 12, 2011

Skeces

Skeet and feces mixed together.

I polish my coffee table with skeces.

by scroats mcgoats February 10, 2010