adjective - A sleazy or unpleasant person that is beautiful to look at. Typically they are very promiscuous and have sexually transmitted diseases.
noun - An event with striking special effects or flair, that appeals to white working class people from the rural south, or others who share rural southern values.
The site of the skantacular stripper gave Phillip both an erection and a stomach ache. She was so gross, but yet so beautiful. He wasn't sure whether to vomit or masturbate.
"This mudbogging is skantacular," Cletus announced loudly, as the fireworks show began.
John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation
Any or all sayings, words originating from or regarding Shaquille O'Neal aka "The Big Aristotle", "The Hobo Master", "The Diesel," "Shaq Fu, "The Big Daddy," "Superman," "The Big Agave," "The Big Cactus," "The Big Shaqtus," "The Big Galactus," "Wilt Chamberneezy," "The Big Baryshnikov," "The Real Deal," "Dr. Shaq" "Shaqovic."
Words or phrases that describe the world in a Shaquesque like way!
I speak using the Shaqabulary.
Shaqoogle - Someone who searches the Big Aristotle using Google.
I preform random acts of Shaqness!
He made it look Shaqeasy!
Oh Snap! My computer got Shaq'ed.
I was on youtube and was Shaqrolled.
Shaqeriffic
I met a girl and we Shaqed up.
The rim was Shaqified when it saw the Big Aristotle about to slam!