Skartch

A father who has willingly his child/left the woman he got pregnant with the baby.

“Will Smith is nothing but a deadbeat skartcher for leaving his kids fatherless.”

“I can’t believe people are calling Alec Baldwin a skartch for losing custody of his kids!”

by peskypeanutman April 24, 2022

Skatch

Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.

My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.

by Wamba September 2, 2023

Skatchy

A cross between sketchy and shady. Used to describe weird or strange happenings.

Girl 1: Do you see that creeper staring at us over there?
Girl 2: Oh my god he's so skatchy!

by hoodoomuse March 3, 2011

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

swartch

A woman who thinks money is the key to success.

A materialistic girl.

That swartch over there looks really bored.

There's a lot of swartches at this party.

Look at that group of swari, they must be going shopping.

by Pete Dollom October 21, 2009

scartch

1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things

1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"

by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013

skatchface

An art movement centered mostly around drawing mangled, gnarly, and grotesque, faces and figures....

Did you see the new skatchface skatchoftheday?

by Skatchface February 1, 2017