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A father who has willingly his child/left the woman he got pregnant with the baby.
“Will Smith is nothing but a deadbeat skartcher for leaving his kids fatherless.”

“I can’t believe people are calling Alec Baldwin a skartch for losing custody of his kids!”
Skartch by peskypeanutman April 24, 2022
Words you can keep
Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.
My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
Skatch by Wamba September 2, 2023
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A cross between sketchy and shady. Used to describe weird or strange happenings.
Girl 1: Do you see that creeper staring at us over there?
Girl 2: Oh my god he's so skatchy!
Skatchy by hoodoomuse March 3, 2011

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.
"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."
Shartchery by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011
A woman who thinks money is the key to success.

A materialistic girl.
That swartch over there looks really bored.

There's a lot of swartches at this party.

Look at that group of swari, they must be going shopping.
swartch by Pete Dollom October 21, 2009
1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things
1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"
scartch by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013

skatchface 

An art movement centered mostly around drawing mangled, gnarly, and grotesque, faces and figures....
Did you see the new skatchface skatchoftheday?
skatchface by Skatchface February 1, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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