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Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.
My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
Skatch by Wamba September 2, 2023
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Skatch is a derogatory term of endearment to the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.
No you fool, skatch isn't an STD. We're in Skatch right now.
Skatch by morganaj May 29, 2010
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a lot of; many of; great in quantity;
I'z got a skatch of Benjamins n` be lookin` for a hook up - yo!
skatch by pchicken March 15, 2007
a way for gay people to make fun of straight people. The opposite of faggot.
Straght person: you're such a fagget

Gay person: well...you're a skatch!
skatch by helo helo helo helo February 20, 2011
Something cool or hardcore (often related to drug use) like going to a party, getting black out drunk and having to do lines of coke to wake up again so you can party more.
"Damn, did you see that guy smoking the half ounce blunt? that is straight up skatch."
skatch by Shaun Barret November 14, 2004
The holy lord of Recovs and trials aka the chosen one

No one can do it like skatch
Damn i feel like skatch
Skatch by The Destiny community February 22, 2021
a mix between a skank and snatch
Did you see that skatch thinking she looked all fine in that kmart tube top and thrift store mini skirt?
skatch by Cracker McJason July 10, 2007