swartch

A woman who thinks money is the key to success.

A materialistic girl.

That swartch over there looks really bored.

There's a lot of swartches at this party.

Look at that group of swari, they must be going shopping.

by Pete Dollom October 21, 2009

Mentally Swarthy

Indicates a fucked up person. Means, that someone's brain is so black and swarthy (almost burned) that cant even process simple pieces of information.

Dude, you are so mentally swarthy, that cant even understand the difference between a cucumber and a cockcumber !

by Seeker_The_One September 10, 2011

Swarthoid

Slur for anyone with dark skin, derived from the word “Swarthy” meaning brown.

Black Person: You’re stupid

White Person: shut up swarthoid

by SwarthoidHater July 6, 2021

crotch swatcher

One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.

Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.

by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010

Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

Swarthog

n. A person of large size who has the ability to Swarth beyond that of the general population.

n. A person who dedicates his life to being swarthy.

Look a Bobby swarth, wow is he a real Swarthog!

Where did Ken find another beer? What a Swarthog.

by LiloSilver March 3, 2009

Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.

I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.

by CupcakePower January 28, 2019