Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.

"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."

Shartchery by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

Snatchery 

The process of aggressively taking (snatching) something.

THIS IS UNDOCUMENTED WEAVE SNATCHERY!!!!!

Snatchery by Telssn June 2, 2018

Weave snatchery 

The form of aggressively snatching someone’s weave leaving them weave-less.

*jessica aggressively snatches Linda’s weave* DANM THAT WAS SOME WEAVE SNATCHERY RIGHT THERE!!

Weave snatchery by TeAAaaaAaA September 1, 2018

Sharther Penduken

The King of Shartalot. Shits his britches until they beg for mercy. Weilds, Excalaturd and lusts after Guenesmear. His right had man is Sir Shitsalot.

A person who sharts with such skill and precision that he deservers to be the king of shartalot.

Stan painted a work of shart in his underwear. He's a regular Sharther Penduken.

Sharther Penduken by darkknight430 May 9, 2020

Searchery

It's slang for the words "search history". When it seems like the two words take too much effort to say, just say searchery.

Person 1:"Hey can I borrow your laptop?"
Person 2:"Sure let me just delete my searchery."

Searchery by kim jong big bong December 13, 2017

Cock Snatchery 

(Cök Snâch-ər-ee)

Something that is over priced, or otherwise attempts to leave your life savings and or wallet horse-molested. A ripoff.

"Damn, son! $25.99 for a 24 pack of Miller? That's Cock Snatchery! Grab the Busch it's $10 less and comes with 6 more."

Cock Snatchery by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018

shabachery 

an intense outing, usually involving drugs, alcohol, and/or sex; often results in blacking out, hospital visits, and unprotected sex with unattractive strangers

Did you go out last night? I don't know, but from the pictures on my camera and the hooker in my bed, I'm willing to bet it was quite the shabachery.

shabachery by dkamthb May 14, 2006