The King of Shartalot. Shits his britches until they beg for mercy. Weilds, Excalaturd and lusts after Guenesmear. His right had man is Sir Shitsalot.

A person who sharts with such skill and precision that he deservers to be the king of shartalot.

Stan painted a work of shart in his underwear. He's a regular Sharther Penduken.

Sharther Penduken by darkknight430 May 9, 2020

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Searchery

It's slang for the words "search history". When it seems like the two words take too much effort to say, just say searchery.

Person 1:"Hey can I borrow your laptop?"
Person 2:"Sure let me just delete my searchery."

Searchery by kim jong big bong December 13, 2017

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Cock Snatchery

(Cök Snâch-ər-ee)

Something that is over priced, or otherwise attempts to leave your life savings and or wallet horse-molested. A ripoff.

"Damn, son! $25.99 for a 24 pack of Miller? That's Cock Snatchery! Grab the Busch it's $10 less and comes with 6 more."

Cock Snatchery by HorseWithGloves September 4, 2018

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shabachery

an intense outing, usually involving drugs, alcohol, and/or sex; often results in blacking out, hospital visits, and unprotected sex with unattractive strangers

Did you go out last night? I don't know, but from the pictures on my camera and the hooker in my bed, I'm willing to bet it was quite the shabachery.

shabachery by dkamthb May 14, 2006

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