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Skatch is a derogatory term of endearment to the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.
No you fool, skatch isn't an STD. We're in Skatch right now.
by morganaj May 29, 2010
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a lot of; many of; great in quantity;
I'z got a skatch of Benjamins n` be lookin` for a hook up - yo!
by pchicken March 15, 2007
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Something cool or hardcore (often related to drug use) like going to a party, getting black out drunk and having to do lines of coke to wake up again so you can party more.
"Damn, did you see that guy smoking the half ounce blunt? that is straight up skatch."
by Shaun Barret November 14, 2004
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a mix between a skank and snatch
Did you see that skatch thinking she looked all fine in that kmart tube top and thrift store mini skirt?
by Cracker McJason June 13, 2007
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The female form of fap. Can be used as an action, or as a general exclamation of sexual attractiveness.
"she's been in her room for hours, she must be skatching"

OR

male: "dude that's hot -fapfapfapfap-
female: "dude, that's hot -skatchskatchskatch-
by asciibox August 29, 2009
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A movie currently being made by MCR Enterprises. Still not yet completed though. An also a game currently being developed by MCR Enterprises also.
by Mitch(Mittens) April 27, 2006
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