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A bikini worn by a skank with the purpose of showing off what said skank believes is "goods" but in all actuality is embedded with crabs.
What your mom wears to the beach, 'cause she likes her skankini.
by JMac McWade October 02, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a ridiculously small swimsuit that reveals bad tattoos.
That skankini shows more of her tramp stamp than I care to see.
by LT McFlee August 11, 2009
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