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SkankinMonkey 

SkankinMonkey - n. (skaynk-eng-mon-kee) 1. Slang used to describe someone who thinks he is cool, and/or has a superiority complex 2. A male prostitute 3. Some manwhore named Lane who plays Dance Dance Revolution
"Dude, that asshole is such a SKANKINMONKEY!"

"Don't be a SKANKINMONKEY by accepting that chick's money for sex!"

"SKANKINMONKEY you suck at DDR! OMG!"
SkankinMonkey by Ava Adore April 1, 2004
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SkankinMonkey 

a huge faggot cocksucker that felches goatse mans aNUS
<SkankinMo> I WANNA GET FUCKED IN MY ASS BY A POLICE DOOR RAMMER
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SkankinMonkey 

Some guy that wears cowboy hats and dances on some video game thing.
OMFG Look at that SKANKINMONKEY, he's such a lame ass duchebag.
SkankinMonkey by lexx- May 2, 2003

skankmonkey

Skankmonkey originates from the term hoebag, meaning a woman who'll do anything with a penis and/or who gets "around". A skankmonkey how ever, is very much the same in in behavior, but more often than not unabashed when it comes to how private her social-life is. Alternately skankmonkey can be synonymous with the term hoebag, to add a more comical take on the conversation.
"Dude I wouldn't try for that chick over there."
"Why not. She seems cool."
"She is cool, but she's a total skankmonkey."
"Hahaha, gotcha."
skankmonkey by The Suphyx December 6, 2009

skankamonkey 

someone who rumages through skips and bins to find anything that may be usefull or entertaining to them or someone else.
1. shut up you skankamonkey!!!!!!
2. oi listen hear skankamonkey!!!!!!!
skankamonkey by zig-zagg November 19, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026