by ShrexPest June 14, 2021
Get the Sjert mug.A guy who wears old fashion clothes, and whips around in his car. A skertboy has much class and a way with the ladies, but tends to fool around often. You'll find a skertboy smoking a cigar by the log cabin.
" man dude you were whipping around the corner, youre such a skertboy".
" slow down, stop cheefing the cigar so hard skertboy".
" slow down, stop cheefing the cigar so hard skertboy".
by pf420blaze June 3, 2015
Get the skertboy mug.(snd., excl.) A term that has no meaning or definition, usually spoken, though it may be written, to make an acqaintance laugh in an inappropriate situation; the term is often spoken as the speaker looks slightly downward and generally to the left or right, sometimes with his open hand extended outward from his nose
Hiedeman, not knowing that Robley had whispered "snert" to Horse and Roof, was perplexed by all of the laughter in the classroom.
by P'tainz February 22, 2013
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Get the Snerty mug.A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
by tissueforissues October 17, 2018
Get the Ivan Ang Shert Jie mug.One of the coolest people you could meet. Sertacs can have a fiery temper, but deep down have a heart of gold. Always very handsome, but can be extremely shy. Even though they seem confusing and moody at first, once you have a Sertac for a friend your life will feel complete. They'll defend you in any fight and will always want the best for you. If a Sertac is sweet on you, consider yourself very lucky.
That Sertac is one sexy beast!
by VanPep December 31, 2013
Get the Sertac mug.Known as a young cigar fanatic. Usually begins smoking at a young age or before 18. Finds excitement in smoking cigars at cookouts and family gatherings with uncles. Often times known as a fine cigar connoisseur who enjoys top shelf smokes. Avid cigar magazine subscriber.
Skertboy, take it easy on the dry hacks! The mailman just dropped off your travel size humidor on the front steps! Put out that bomber and get the mail!
by Yung BDW November 24, 2015
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