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the ironic form of smart; dumb
That was real smert to light your hand on fire.
by Colin.LA March 15, 2006
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When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.
Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert
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cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis
I very smert.
by THECARLMAN May 16, 2018
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Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.
I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.
by Bazimon March 15, 2014
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aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart
When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't
by Damix_55 March 04, 2005
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when you really dont wanna do something but you have to.
your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.
by c0ldAussie March 02, 2005
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A contemporary take on the traditional word - smart. When something is clever, funny, or ironic, usually involving humour.
HAHA well that's pretty smert I'd say.

Smert that anyway
by Orkneyboy21 November 09, 2020
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