by Colin.LA April 17, 2006

I very smert.
by THECARLMAN June 06, 2018

by Damix_55 March 04, 2005

your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.
by c0ldAussie March 02, 2005

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.
Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.
Us (later) : smert
Us (later) : smert
by Bag of doughnuts June 03, 2019

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."
by mo-yo December 28, 2006
