smert 

the ironic form of smart; dumb

That was real smert to light your hand on fire.

smert by Colin.LA April 17, 2006

Smert 

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert

Smert by Bag of doughnuts June 3, 2019

smert 

cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.

smert by THECARLMAN June 6, 2018

Smert 

Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.

Smert by Bazimon April 24, 2014

smert 

aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't

smert by Damix_55 March 4, 2005

smert 

when you really dont wanna do something but you have to.

your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.

smert by c0ldAussie March 2, 2005

smert 

A contemporary take on the traditional word - smart. When something is clever, funny, or ironic, usually involving humour.

HAHA well that's pretty smert I'd say.

Smert that anyway

smert by Orkneyboy21 November 9, 2020