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When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.
Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert
by Bag of doughnuts June 03, 2019
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Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.
I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.
by Bazimon March 15, 2014
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cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis
I very smert.
by THECARLMAN June 06, 2018
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aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart
When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't
by Damix_55 March 04, 2005
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when you really dont wanna do something but you have to.
your mum wants you to come to dinner and has already invited your boyfriend. you dont want to go bout kinda have to.
by c0ldAussie March 02, 2005
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