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Did you see how Emily skerted out of here so quickly?
skert by i’m your gal January 25, 2019
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to drive really fast and out of control, especially around blind corners of the parknig garage, or running from the po po.
escalade skertin on 22s
skert by horsecock May 11, 2006
When you dont agree with something that someone says, or if someone says something in which you think is a "joke". This word is also applied when someone says something DAMN WRONG and you feel the need to emphasize the wrongness of it.
steve: deluc be hittin dat?
kendra: SKERRRTT

houck: you love him.
benbaby: uh.. skert.

teacher: today we will be reading pages 1- 130 in our books.
class including all tripple b's: SKERRRRT
skert by Manelly Meyak October 16, 2007
Me and the crocodilies like to skert on niggas and whip on niggas
Skert by SkertNigga May 31, 2018
used to decribe coming to a halt, or screeching to a stop

also used to decribe crytal meth
When you ran that light it was like, "skert!", then you stopped.

Let's go get some skert.
skert by Robin April 22, 2004
The reaction to a unexpected event, creature or occurrence.
Person: "God that was unexpected, i was skerted!"
Skert by justanelephant May 13, 2024

skert skert 

said before some thing awsome is done
skert skert he said as he did a tripple back flip
skert skert by munchymuffin420 August 15, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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