Sitemuffin

the name given to one who is dead to Kenneth James

Person: "You're three pointers suck"
Kenneth:"Shut up, you heckin sitemuffin"
Person:*dies*

by dicksnmuffins June 15, 2018

shitmuffin

1. Small cake purchased in WalMart

2. When you have not had a shit for a long time

3. Insult

1. "Check out these muffins, I got them in WalMart...don't they just taste like shite?"

2. "I would have helped that old lady across the road, but I had a shitmuffin brewing"

3. "YOU LITTLE SHITMUFFIN!"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

SirMuffinMan

1. Australian for beer.

2. The legendary Sasrobin slayer.

Krings: I could really use an ice cold SirMuffinMan right about now.
Kevin: IAWTC
Krings: You and I both.

by Gabba March 17, 2005

SirMuffinMan

A mysterious hunk. Hunky because he's from Australia, but mysterious because we're all staying on our respective hemispheres until we die. Also slang for 'nice ass'.

<i>Dayum</i>, look at that fine SirMuffinMan on that one!

by suburbangrump January 11, 2004

SirMuffinMan

One who verbally beats the shit out of ladydeathscythe.

ladydeathscythe does not stand a fucking chance in a game of wits with SirMuffinMan.

by Ghett0blaster January 7, 2004

shitmuffin

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and assbiscuit.

My shitmuffin, I will love you til the end of time!

by HAASespecial July 2, 2007

SirMuffinMan

A tiny man in a big hat.

Why is your hat moving on its own? Oh! That's a sirmuffinman.

by evilkate January 7, 2004