A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

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Yippity Sippity

The act of getting you drank on in a fun carefree way that makes you go yippy!

Jordan is glad that it is Friday so he is going to have a little yippity sippity this evening.

Yippity Sippity by Shemomma September 6, 2019

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sixpack butt attack

Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.

Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.

sixpack butt attack by jpg3 October 23, 2011

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Sippo Mode

To go H.A.M on a refreshing beverage

When FitMC has his morning coffee or kombucha, he goes Sippo Mode

Sippo Mode by AnchorOfTime December 4, 2019

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