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single tear 

A phrase used while simultaneously creating motion by pointing just below the eye and running down the cheek, as if there were a tear there.

Used to express a humorous sadness to another person about something in conversation.
I finally dumped that stupid, asshole boyfriend. Single tear.
single tear by thejfo May 20, 2007
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Single Tear 

When a dude can just ooze out a single droplet while cumming.
Zain's gf totally loves facials, but sadly for her, he's just a single tear dude.
Single Tear by Zain Malik April 7, 2015

single tear left cheek 

Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".
That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.
single tear left cheek by JennLitt October 3, 2007

one single tear 

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked
McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.
one single tear by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.
A single man tear is all I'll spare

Calli Singletary

She’s a hoe that smells like fish and cigarette smoke that is on drugs😂 I don’t mean to hate I’m just telling the truth😂❤️

singletary 

A middle aged heavy set woman who is built like a linebacker.
You see that girl over there?? She’s built like a singletary
singletary by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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