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Calli Singletary

She’s a hoe that smells like fish and cigarette smoke that is on drugs😂 I don’t mean to hate I’m just telling the truth😂❤️

singletary 

A middle aged heavy set woman who is built like a linebacker.
You see that girl over there?? She’s built like a singletary
singletary by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

singlelarity 

The state of being single, especially on Valentine’s day when all the couples are showing off their love.
“Hey Mark what are you gonna do on Valentine’s day?”
I don’t know John, maybe reserve a table of two and just bring myself there to show off my singlelarity.”
singlelarity by NopeLGD February 15, 2018

Perpetual Singlelarity 

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."

the singlelarity 

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.
Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits