A short fat girl who usually stands in your way of hitting on the hot girl at the bar. Linebackers always try to make the stop at any cost and are quicker than their portly bodies would indicate
by Adam Durant March 06, 2008
by Wepnx May 21, 2006
something that is surprisingly large; can also refer to something that is annoying- a derogatory term.
by wom6 February 07, 2010
when you're getting your girl from behind you ram two fingers up her poop chute, smear them under her eyes so she looks like a football player, then you tackle her as quickly as you can before she runs away.
by gravyfoot August 08, 2006
by Zizzy September 25, 2003
by MotownYtown January 31, 2008
by McCheesy September 03, 2003