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Simpsation

The tactile feeling a cat or animal creates when being held by its owner causing said owner to talk in a baby voice to their kitty cat or animal like a little baby thus creating a simpsation because of how cute and cuddly the cat is when being held softness is a key factor in this feeling we get as humans
Girl 1 oh my God your kitty cat Lucy is so cute I just want to hold her and squeeze her and pet her

Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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Simpsation

The tactile feeling a cat or animal creates when being held by its owner causing said owner to talk in a baby voice to their kitty cat or animal like a little baby thus creating a simpsation because of how cute and cuddly the cat is when being held softness is a key factor in this feeling we get as humans
Girl 1 oh my God your kitty cat Lucy is so cute I just want to hold her and squeeze her and pet her

Guy 1 yeah she does that to a lot of people I guess you could say she creates a real. Simpsation lol
by anonymous November 23, 2025
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Simpsation

The feeling a animal owner gets when feeling the tactile sensation of petting a cat or a dog that causes the owner overwhelming amounts of baby talking to said animal from touch or sight of petting and cuddling
Girl omg ur cat Lucy is so cute I love her

Guy yeah I guess you could she really creates a simpsation lol
by anonymous November 26, 2025
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Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation

Sex in half-life 2. A Combine unit that has 100 sterilized credits gets a sex.
Overwatch: Reminder, 100 Sterilized credits qualifies for Non-Mechanical Reproduction Simulation.
by CP-1788 April 28, 2021
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Simpsational

When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.
Buddy: “How was the party last night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”
by O.G.Greasy July 13, 2020
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Simpuation

when the outcome of the situation was caused by being a simp.
Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019
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Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.
by Yokes April 7, 2005
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