Simea

The sweetest, most caring girl you will ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end. She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head. She's fragile though, known to break down easily even though she rarely shows it. She has beauty and brains. Love her and she will love you back. If you have one in your life, she is special and unique, don't let her go. She's one to hold onto

She is a lovely an nice Person.
Simea will be your bae.

by LySimea January 3, 2017

Simea

1. The action of passing by someone you are deeply fond of without making any sign as to recognizing their existence.

2. The act of pretending not to know someone you've slept with/had intimate relations with the night before.

Dude, just go simea. Pretend not to know her.

by Xanalhu February 25, 2011

SideArmsing

The act of masturbating until climax and then allowing the fluid to dry on its own because tissues get stuck on your penis.

Person 1: When you ejaculate, do you wipe it off?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?

by ShadowBeatzOff May 19, 2014

Shmeal Theory

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

Shmeag

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

by ofamountain August 23, 2018

Sima

Sima is a great friend. She is a badass. she doesn't take other people's shit. At first, she can seem a bit intimidating but if you manage to see past that and become her friend she will protect you. She is athletic and has a reputation for beating up boys from her neighborhood. She has a dark sense of humor. She is a straight-A student. She loves blood. She is gorgeous but doesn't always feel like it. She is the friend you go to for relationship advice even though she hasn't been in a relationship. She has most likely stalked you. She loves the dark web and scamming scammers and loves hacking.

So basically she is a great friend but can be scary. She is smart and beutifull.

Sima is the type of friend i want.

by Damnthatsme;) February 14, 2021

sideage

the act of fooling around in a committed relationship

Hey, I think he is catching sideage from that stray at the bar.

Dude, I caught some sideage last night.

by johnny ohio January 7, 2011