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Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
Related Words
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Share the smealth 

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".
I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!
Share the smealth by LonePooper January 27, 2018
Only female wizard in the novel "Traveling Tales of the Knights of Crackdon". Not a witch but a female wizard. a rare oddity in a good or magical way.
Dude, did you see that Simala? she stuck her whole fist in her mouth!
Simala by Grandor of Crackdon April 22, 2011
Simela is a very funny girl. She doesn’t even have to try to make you laugh, she just will. She cares a lot for people and will never leave anybody out. If you have a friend named Simela NEVER leave her.
Girl 1: Wow that girl cares so much for people!

Girl 2: yep she’s definitely a Simela
Simela by Bell is the name August 26, 2021
wow what a Simal!
simal by Mirix October 21, 2010
The act of investigating a smell in a stealthy manner.
A combination of the words smell and stealth.
"I was macking this hoe so I went in for a smealth to see if this bitch was clean."

“Hey dude that girl is slammin but make sure you take a smealth before you ask for her number”
Smealth by MuffHugger February 10, 2010