shmeaty

When you suck a nigga dick for free

She gave me a shmeaty

by Embeddedairman August 11, 2016

shmeaty

A shmeaty is a little chode dick and it's probably the most pathetic thing you will ever see

Devin has a shmeaty

by Theyoungsquire123 June 8, 2016

Shmeaty

Pretty damn fineeee

Damn bae, you lookin pretty damn shmeaty!

by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018

Shmeaty

When you lookin on point

Damn bae, you lookin pretty shmeaty!

by Niceeeeetit October 16, 2018

SHMEATY MEAT

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC

"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"

by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023

Shmeatstick

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.

Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick

by Therealdman January 28, 2021

Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015