Silmar 

Silmar is a truely perfect guy. Though he may seem out going, he is a very calm and introvertive person when with the person he truly loves. He is a very loyal and sweet person to be with. He isn't afraid to be honest and is very mature around his elders. He won't leave you alone if you are upset or mad at him or others. He cares so much about the person he loves and will do anything to keep them safe and loved. He is a soft person towards his family but isn't afraid to fight for the people he loves. He won't hesitate to stand up against someone if they hurt their friends or loved ones.

Silmar is a God!

Ann-Who is that guy?

Joe- That is Silmar.

Ann- I want to be his gf.

Silmar by Roxxy Fox July 27, 2019

Silmarillion 

A masterpiece written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published by his son Christopher Tolkien, less known than The Lord of the Rings. It tells you how the Middle-earth was created and expands the knowledge of the events that took place in the First and Second Age.

If you have seen or read The Lord of the Rings and you haven´t read The Silmarillion.... you don't know anything about the Middle-earth.

Silmarillion by Narthalion August 15, 2004

SilMaster

Short for the two words "Silly Master." Or, depending on how you use it, it can mean Silly Masturbater. Mostly used while texting.

Ex 1:
"Laughing my fucking ass off, you're a silmaster at this game."

Ex 2: (Said by an Australian, or a British person.)
"Oi, get oveh he'e ye silmasta'"

SilMaster by NoobHammer May 11, 2021

The Silmarillion 

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

The Silmarillion by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

Sillarge 

Combination of "silly" and "large". Used to describe achievement/act/incident of great significance. Most likely to be found in the lexicon of students at the University of St Andrews, where the term originates.

"Shagged that bird from last night, she was a solid 7 #sillarge"

"Just won 10-1 at FIFA, not even one of them was a Jew Goal. Sillarge."

"Went through a whole series of Game of Thrones last night, sillarge."

Sillarge by RicYaz191 May 4, 2014

simar 

a beautiful, caring, open, and loving person. you’ll love her! she might be broken on the inside but doesn’t let anyone see. connects with one person and will love then off. super funny and outgoing once u get to REALLY know her.

jake: yo, it must be so great to have a girl like simar in your life
tyson: yea, she’s perfect, i’m so greatful

simar by yaboihhhhh October 27, 2019

simaris 

A big pushy cephalon that demands you: the hunter, to seek and perform synthesis on specific targets around the solar system to obtain standing in order to purchase specific items. He will also provide you with the option to do something called a sanctuary onslaught which is a series of battles against targets whom have been synthesised done to improve the sanctuary's knowledge on said targets.

simaris wants me to perform synthesis on a corrupted heavy gunner

simaris by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018