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shitmaster 

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
shitmaster by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
A dummm fine boy that's smart, loyal, trustworthy and caring. You'all always crave his presence. When's he's around you'll feel like your home because you can be yourself. Make sure you value him, you may never come across a boy that makes you feel so comfortable and loved. He makes you feel protected and likes to cuddle. He can get freaky too;)but while still being respectful. He has the best sense of humor by making kinky jokes. And the way he laughs will make your heart fuckin melt. You'll always find him taking a nap, playing games or on YouTube. His fine ass body, smile, his hair, you'll love it all. He's perfect. You can never get tired of a Silvester, he's the best person to be around.
That boy Silvester lookin sexy.👅
Silvester by Lil Betty123 October 5, 2017

Safmaster 

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.
1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"
Safmaster by hurdur123 January 25, 2011

Slamster 

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.
Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.
Slamster by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

Simpster 

A simpster (simp-ster) is a person (usually a man but can be female) who was a simp before it was cool. Is the combination of simp and hipster.
Dude I was such a Simpster for that art hoe senior year.
Simpster by Notanartho April 22, 2020
A mixture of being a slave and a master to another of the same kind. Usually being each other's slave and master
My slaster and I whipped each other while working
Slaster by DeltaVirusX October 25, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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