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This mf will drop your dad and fuck your mom. He wasn’t born he gave an appearance in this world and is an absolute war god.
Holy shit simarjit is coming
Simarjit by anonymous November 23, 2021
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The most perky person ever. Loves puns and making people laugh. Love sports and anything active .
Stop being a Simarjit
simarjit by Jj123panda February 14, 2017
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A male of peak human evolution with no will to live and a strong addiction to caffeine.
Parents teach you in school, don't be Simarjit
Simarjit by Swaglord34739 November 22, 2021
A male of peak human evolution with severe depression and an overdose addiction of caffeine, enough to keep you awake for a year.
Parents teach this to their kids in school, don't be Simarjit
Simarjit by Swaglord34739 November 22, 2021

Simarjot 

A short cricket loving man always the best in maths and loves to boast about it , however in real life he has no friends
Did you see that guy simarjot always cocky about his maths
Simarjot by shukr April 28, 2021

samarjit deshmukh 

one of the 2As of all time
samarjit deshmukh by belarm July 23, 2022

simarjot 

simarjot by Armen baby November 27, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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