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sidewalk shitter
When going out in L.A., you're lucky if you don't have to pay to pee. Therefore, it shouldn't come as a surprise when nature calls and a sidewalk shitter starts doing his business out in the open.
sidewalk shitter by D.S. Credito March 1, 2015
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Sidewalk Express
"Hey man, can you give me a ride to the store?"
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
"Nope, your lazy ass can take the sidewalk express."
Sidewalk Express by Gleen707 March 4, 2018
Mexican Sidewalk
A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????
Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?
Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
Mexican Sidewalk by Dr Thwack March 2, 2019
sidewalk taco
sidewalk taco by abashface December 30, 2016
Stay off the Sidewalks
A phrase meaning take care and stay outta trouble. Also dont be out there actin like a hoe. Or if your beefin with somebody and your looking for a fight.
Alright Im outta here man ill holler at you later!
Ok bro stay off the sidewalks!
Damn I got crabs again!
You shoulda stayed off the sidewalks man!
Hey Jimbo slept with your mom dude!
Yeah well I reckon he better stay off the sidewalks then!
Ok bro stay off the sidewalks!
Damn I got crabs again!
You shoulda stayed off the sidewalks man!
Hey Jimbo slept with your mom dude!
Yeah well I reckon he better stay off the sidewalks then!
Stay off the Sidewalks by BeLegitStoopid November 23, 2010
Sidewalk Phalanx
A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.
Sidewalk Phalanx by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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