Shwongy
Having a big penis
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shwong by Extremityman February 25, 2023
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Shwongy • shwoogy • Shwong • shlongy longy • shmongy • Shongy bones • Shwangy • SHWINGY • Shwonga • Shwongle
Shwonga
Shwonga is an adjective -" It is someone who has moments of uncertainty , And moments that they don't remember ."
Shwonga by Minecraft ... Noob June 29, 2021
SHWINGY
The moment you tell your friends your leaving the bar with shorty. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!
Flight attendant waves the change fee. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!
Telling your friends they aren't wild before drinking Jager. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!
Flight attendant waves the change fee. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!
Telling your friends they aren't wild before drinking Jager. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!
shwing shwong
A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')
A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'
A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'
Hospital-
Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."
Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"
Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."
Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"
shwing shwong by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009
Dirty Shlongy
The act consisting of a man sticking his tongue in another man's anus, then licking his own upper lip.
Dirty Shlongy by Lisa_G September 8, 2005
shlongy longy
shlongy longy by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021
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